Mission
it’s a dog, wif a hat, a tinfoil hat.
normies think we’re barking mad for believing conspiracies but the world is waking up fast. if you literally believe 100% of nutty conspiracy theory without research you will be correct 9/10 times. making it +EV to believe the opposite of what they tell you, all the time.
so put on your tinfoil hat, jump in the Twitter Spaces and exponentially grow the $TINHAT tribe!
dog wif tinhat is more than a meme, it is more than movement, it is a way of life. $TINHAT will land on the moon before man ever does!
Anon, get ready to quit your job
and right before you tell your boss about making millions from redacted memecoins
ask him one of these questions:
1
Did planes actually take down the twin towers on 9/11?
2
AstroNots really played golf on the moon in the 60s then lost the tek to go back?
3
How many 5x boosted normies are walking around with glass hearts?
4
Strange that the 3 men about to prevent the FEDs inception died on the Titanic right?
5
Why exactly is it that they don’t let us explore Antartica?
Tokenomics
Supply: 1 TRILLION $TINHAT
Contract: Renounced
Liquidity: Locked 12 months
85% Supply in Liquidity Pool
All TINHAT tokens minus the 15% of airdropped tokens went straight into the LP at launch. Clean and sinple.
NO TEAM TOKENS
NO PRESALE
NO NPC JEETS
NONE
TAXES 0%
Distribution
TINHATs distribution ensures tinfoil hats stay on the right heads.
Based on posts from over the past 5 years we’ve carefully curated a list of Tier1 Tinfoil hat Crypto Twitter enjoyoors. All were airdropped an equal share of 15% of supply prelaunch. Transaction here. Some of them have 6 figure followings, some are reply guys with 50 followers. Some of them were expecting it, some will find it as a pleasant surprise. None are officially affiliated with the project in any way. All of them are conspiratorial tinfoil hat wearing nutjobs.
BigDickBull
Macho Man
Up2NoGood
Jebus
Gussulliman
Neetocracy
$JESUS dev
Karbonbased
Tazzy
UltraXBT
Thormaximalist
Chris Blec
CapsNFT
FreedomMaxi
SLadington
More Light ($BITCOIN dev)
BobbyCrypto
Brantly.eth
Trump Top Holder
Luffy
Crypto Frog
HiRezTheRapper
Crypto Steve
Isaiah Jackson
Cato
jordanpeterzyn.eth
629.eth
Oxy
SeymourSeven
Top Pepe holder
Honourable mention to these legends who we would have airdropped if we had found a wallet for them (who knows maybe we’ll get em a bag in the future):
We’re tired of the cabal sniping launches and exiting after a few days leaving the chart full of blood like some reptilian global elite satanic ritual. So we’ve executed a stealth launch with sniper protection (20% tax on snipers at launch).
How to buy using $ETH
Download and Install Metamask
MetaMask is a crypto wallet app used for storing and managing Ethereum tokens. After creating a wallet be sure to write down your recovery phrase on a piece of paper and store it somewhere safe.
Purchase some Ethereum to buy $TINHAT
From inside the MetaMask app you can purchase Ethereum using PayPal by clicking on the buy button.
Dogs Meet PolitiFi
Dog Wif Tinhat combines the viral WIF meme with the exponential power of conspiracies. All on the Ethereum blockchain, the big boy chain where PolitiFi tokens fly. This whacky community will smash every psyop and spread truth to the cryptoverse. Every dog has its day!
The dog that keeps on giving
ETH from taxes will be donated to the world’s best tinfoil hat conspiracy theorists.
Based conspiracy theorist
Date: 06/06/24
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censored influencer on youtube
Date: 06/06/24
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BANNED RESEARCH ORGANISATION
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